January 2012
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7 things I learned from to live and die in la
If you are three days from retirement, coast through that shit or odds are you will get shot in the head
Getting shot in the dick, not fun.
Food in red plastic baskets always seems like it would be amazing
If you try to lie to willem dafoe then you will get shot in the face with a shotgun
Indestructible cars exist
Everything works out once you learn to live (and die ) according to street...
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December 2011
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“Which one is the dead one?”
– Text I just got from a wrong number (this was followed by another message which read “OH!!”
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doowopapocalypse asked: who is the worst james bond?
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“Bbbuubuuubub…I should have brought my cardigan”
– Gene
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Does the last boyscout count as a guilty pleasure or does anything Shane black get a pass?
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“When life gives you lemons hold them to your crotch with a banana between them,...”
– some joker at the store
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taryninstereo2011:
7. White Fence – “And By...
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When you roll the dice (in any game) and get double fives, it is now called double catt butts.
hotmetaldobermans:
My dad bought me beer for...
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“Did you seriously just post a Lil Jon pic?”
– me to myself
good-dogwood replied to your post: Rule #44
What comes up for you? Rap sheet?
No idea, I have never done it, I only break rules imposed on me not self-imposed ones.
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The Blue Sky Boys - Will You Miss Me When...
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Rule #44
Never google yourself only others
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Nico Toscani: Who sent you? Punk: Jimmy Costansas. Nico Toscani: If I find out you’re lying, I’ll come back and kill you in your own kitchen.
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rosekohl:
The Black Tambourines - 27 -25 Blues
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5931855036:
otis redding / that’s how strong my...
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Just gave my co-worker a rice cooker for Christmas and she talked to me for 42 minutes. I have never seen anyone so excited about anything in a long while.
